THIS IS A SPOOFNOT A REAL CAMPAIGNNO FACTS WERE CONSULTED
ERKIA KRIK20XX-ish
100% UNOFFICIAL110% UNACCREDITED

A campagin for the people. All of the people. Probably.

A bravermisspellingof tomorrow.

Erika Kirk has the experiance, the diplommas, and the international vibes to lead us confidently in a direction.

Read the “platform”Verify absolutely nothing →
ERIKA KIRK ERICA KIRK ERICKA KIRK ERIKA KURK ERKIA KRIK AIR-I-KA KIRQUE ERIKA KIRK ERICA KIRK ERICKA KIRK ERIKA KURK ERKIA KRIK AIR-I-KA KIRQUE

01 / CREDENSHULS

Educated beyond all recognition.

We found these behind a printer and immediately laminated them. That is the highest standard of academic verification available.

THE UNIVERSITY OF VERY REAL STUDIES

hereby sort of certifies that

Erika, Erica, or Ericka Kirk

has Googled enough to receive a

Bachlor's of Advanced Certainty

Dean McDeanface
Definitely a deanApril 31st, 20XX
A real date, surely
FORGED PROP
NOT A REAL DOCUMENT

LOWER SANDWICHIA CORRESPONDENCE COLLEDGE

with the authority vested in us by nobody

E. Kark

is awarded a master-ish degree in

International Relations & Vibes

Professor Internet
Tenured browser tabSumma Cum Maybe
Final grade: enthusiastic
OBVIOUSLY FAKE
SATIRE PROP ONLY

Both institutions are fictional. Both documents are intentionally ridiculous. Neither represents a claim about any real person's education.

02 / FORREN POLLICY

A globe-spanning plan. Mostly because we lost the map.

The Kirk Doctrine replaces cautious diplomacy with strong eye contact, decorative bunting, and a ceremonial casserole at every summit.

  1. 01

    Reclassify imports as gifts

    Trade deficit: instantly adorable.

  2. 02

    Put a fog machine in every embassy

    Soft power, but make it visible.

  3. 03

    Make Monday internationally neutral

    No nation should have to claim it.

  4. 04

    Move the UN to a rotating food court

    Diplomacy works better near pretzels.

03 / NAME RECOGNITON

If you can spell it, you're overqualified.

ERIKA KIRKERICA KIRKERICKA KIRKERIKA KURKERKIA KRIKAIR-I-KA KIRQUE* legal spelling may vary by yard sign
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